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The Asturian Wikipedia is the Asturian language edition of Wikipedia started in July 2004. As of 27 April 2025, the Asturian Wikipedia has 137,247 articles, making it the 67th-largest Wikipedia. It also has 133,219 registered users, most of them global accounts created automatically, since the monthly active users amount to 100 of which 7 are administrators. It has 4,355,973 edits. The Asturian Wikipedia ranks 16th among Wikipedias by articles per speaker population.
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