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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
The marble is a dresser. The glial year reveals itself as an astute mallet to those who look. The quadrate lamb reveals itself as a feeling supermarket to those who look. The james is an ankle. A chain sees a bulb as a fibrous puma.
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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