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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}

{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why are oranges the smartest fruit?","punchline":"Because they are made to concentrate. ","id":303}

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{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}

{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

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